Here have some sketchy Kurtbastian kisses because you guys are the best ❤
Sebastian has inappropriate fantasies about his friend’s seventeen-year-old son.
This is a one-shot for the anon prompt ‘fantasy’.
Rated M. Warnings for talks about anxiety and attempted assault, underage, age gap, thoughts about sex (rimming, anal), foul language.
Ladies and gentlemen…a look into the bizarre sense of humor of
Mr. Christopher Paul Colfer.
Aug. 28, 2014
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
It was like a reward for being sociable
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry
At work like
Customer: why is x so much money
Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
One of Stiles favorite things while away at college is waking up to photos of Derek and Licorice, bathed in the early morning light filling the bedroom. All the photos taken before their morning run.
Derek had fallen in love with Licorice the moment Stiles turned up with the black lab puppy at his door, both soaked from the downpour that Stiles had found the him in. His father wouldn’t be able to take care of the dog since Stiles was leaving for Berkley in only a month and it wasn’t far to ask that of a man who worked more hours than he spent at home. So Stiles had headed straight to Derek’s. Did really know what else to do. Already in love the moment the puppy had run towards him on the side of the road and then curled in Stiles’ lap on the way home.
Derek simply grabbed the puppy, heading towards the bathroom to start warming up water to heat up the shivering pup. Stiles headed to the bedroom, stripping and then gapping a set of Derek’s sweats before joining him. They washed the lab, warm water helping bring energy to the lethargic animal.
Stiles said he loved Derek for the first time that night. Had known if for longer but not until that moment did the words flow easily from his lips. The way Derek had looked down at the puppy, cradling his sleeping body to his strong chest. That was the final nail in the coffin. Stiles would be forever ruined on this man.
So waking up to photos of what he was hoping to wake up to for the rest of his life never failed to brighten his day.
There’s that perfect match show or whatever on MTV and I’m like ya ya ya but why can’t it be all lesbians/gay people in general. Straight people are so boring
I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos
But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
im so mad. out of all the universes we coulda got put in, we got stuck in the domestic/highschool au
The name's ZuzzyKB or Ria-chan. In this blog you can find an infinite amount of fangirling. I am in too much fandom, but the most frequent is Kurtbastian (not Glee). Dance films and trash movies are my guilty pleasure. If you love characters and pairings that other hate, you are very welcome. Lately I'm obsessed with sports anime and yaoi.
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